Here is WLOS 13’s weatherman, Mike Cuevas… Teaser: There’s a cold front headed for the mountains of Western North Carolina. Tune in at 11:00 to find out what that means for our weather. It means it’s going to get, um, colder?
schwimp swimp trimp srimp It’s amazing to me that people who have no problems with shrink, shrank, shrunk, freeze up on "shr" when it comes to crustaceans.
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance. Gee, thanks Wanda.
Walmart employee… "Sir, here’s a wide screen version of the ‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe’ for you." Sigh.
Location – Sticky Fingers Waitress: Can I get you a drink, maybe some spicy chicken wings? I find it hard to drink chicken, so I think I’ll have a Coke, instead.
A two-hour meeting on office and emergency procedures, complete with PowerPoint. I was sitting in the back next to our Director of Health Services, Joy McGaha. We had been told what to do in the case of angry parents, bomb threat, mysterious substances in the mail, and had just gotten to the good part about … Continue reading That seems a bit harsh…
It’s really coming down out there! As opposed to going up??
Note to self… The next time you go to the Thai restaurant, don’t sit next to the two surgeons discussing their work.
At an office luncheon… “You know, it seems you never get the wishbones with chicken any more.” “It’s them genetically modified chickens they’s selling nowdays. They ain’t got no wishbones.”