Oh, Really?

Here is WLOS 13’s weatherman, Mike Cuevas… Teaser:  There’s a cold front headed for the mountains of Western North Carolina.  Tune in at 11:00 to find out what that means for our weather.  It means it’s going to get, um, colder? 

That seems a bit harsh…

A two-hour meeting on office and emergency procedures, complete with PowerPoint.  I was sitting in the back next to our Director of Health Services, Joy McGaha.  We had been told what to do in the case of angry parents, bomb threat, mysterious substances in the mail, and had just gotten to the good part about … Continue reading That seems a bit harsh…

Mutant Chickens

At an office luncheon… “You know, it seems you never get the wishbones with chicken any more.” “It’s them genetically modified chickens they’s selling nowdays.  They ain’t got no wishbones.”